Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!
And on that Farm he had a Pesticide Sprayer (E-I-E-I-O)
With a Pssssssssssssssst Pssssssssssssssst here,
A Pssssssssssssssst Pssssssssssssssst there,
Here a Pssssssssssssssst,
There a Pssssssssssssssst,
Everywhere a Pssssssssssssssst Pssssssssssssssst!
Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!

Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!
And on that Farm he had a Combine Harvester (E-I-E-I-O)
With a Rattle Clank here,
A Rattle Clank there,
Here a Clank,
There a Clank,
Everywhere a Rattle Clank!
Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!

Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!
And on that Farm he had a Rotary Muckspreader (E-I-E-I-O)
With a Phlurrrp Phlurrrp here,
A Phlurrrrp Phlurrrp (Splot!) there,
Here a Phlurrrrp,
There a Phlurrrp,
Everywhere a Phlurrrrp Phlurrrp!
Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!

Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!
And on that Farm he had a Twelve-Row Seed Drill (E-I-E-I-O)
With a Poke Poke here,
A Poke Poke there,
Here a Poke,
There a Poke,
Everywhere a Poke Poke!
Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!

Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!
And on that Farm he had a Center Pivot Irrigator (E-I-E-I-O)
With a Sssssssssssssssssssssss Sssssssssssssssssssssss here,
A Sssssssssssssssssssssss Sssssssssssssssssssssss there,
Here a Sssssssssssssssssssssss,
There a Sssssssssssssssssssssss,
Everywhere a Sssssssssssssssssssssss Sssssssssssssssssssssss!
Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!

Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!
And on that Farm he had a Belt-Driven Chicken Feeder (E-I-E-I-O)
With a Rumble Dumble here,
A Rumble Dumble there,
Here a Rumble,
There a Rumble,
Everywhere a Rumble Dumble !
Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!

Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!
And on that Farm he had a Spring-Tooth Drag Harrow (E-I-E-I-O)
With a Crumble Bash here,
A Crumble Bash there,
Here a Crumble,
There a Crumble,
Everywhere a Crumble Crumble!
Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!

Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!
And on that Farm he had a Manure Management Slurry Tank (E-I-E-I-O)
With a Stinky Poo here,
A Stinky Poo there,
Here a Stink,
There a Stink,
Everywhere a Stink Stink!
Old Macdonald had a Farm (E-I-E-I-O)!

See also: Songs for the End of the Earth #2: We’ve Got the Whole World in our Hands